Posted 6 minutes ago

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: fxckyork)

Posted 6 minutes ago

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

Posted 12 minutes ago

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)

Posted 58 minutes ago
Posted 59 minutes ago

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender)

Posted 59 minutes ago
Posted 1 hour ago

foreverpizzah:

rcknrbyn:

jethrocane:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours:

ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

But you lost all your friends

and your eyesight 

not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened

don’t you know: no woman will sleep with a “man” who is in a bunk bed? at least, none of the women I know.

the comments haha

Posted 1 hour ago

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

aduhm:

reblog if u a lil ugly